treason for their reasons

General Infection’s troops, those new humanoid brainwashed germs we covered in our last dispatch are now fully engaged in an attack of General Public, unrelenting barrages of lies, blasts of fear and paranoia can be heard in near all neighborhoods’.

General Population has been called forth to assist, thank you General Population we need the help. Again let us point out our great loss of General Principle at Watergate. Believing fully that General Principle would have wiped the minds clean of that ungodly fear monger General Infection. 

dial tones

Whoa dude, sure glad you picked up, I’m freaked here, I just saw the program I’m watching, being interrupted, I mean dude!

Big deal Charlie, chill out, it happens.

You mean you’ve seen it say, do to ethical difficulties?

Oh whoa, NO!